Wabbits

My one and only picked me up from work one day, and as I came out she pointed to a rabbit sitting in the grass near the office building. Cute bunny. Never seen one around here before. The same happened a couple of month later, and again, there was the bunny.

Uh, bunny, what is up bro? I have seen you twice now, both times after my wife's sweet "Look, bunny!" And I been here 2 years now.

So I started thinking about this. Rather simple analysis of WHY I NEVER SEE THE BUNNY UNLESS MY WIFE IS RIGHT THERE. Nothing earth shattering. Couple of leading hypotheses..

1. My wife BRINGS the bunny with her..... mm, unlikely. That would be absurd.
2. The bunny lives nearby, is often around, but I have not seen him before. Very possible. But 2 years? AND both times with wife around?? I smell absurd.
3. The bunny is shy, and only feels comfortable around my loving wife. When its just me, the bunny knows to stay clear. When my wife is around, the bunny knows there is plenty of love and petting to be had and so emerges from the bushes.

My wife did always think she was an alien. To be explored..

So, bunny, dude, it's cool. Don't be afraid lil fella, I wont hurt you. I am not even eating that much meat these days. Come out and play little Stepashka.